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Did you know that the North Korean dictator is a voracious eater...or will I say a glutton? Oh yes, he is and so was his father before him. A team of 100 doctors are continuously researching ways to keep the notoriously unhealthy dictators of the country alive in their mysterious Longevity institute. North Korea's leaders are notorious for its huge meals and that meant a constant fight with cardiovascular disease and diabetes. So the sole aim of the Longevity institute is to push back the deaths of the dictators hereby extending their lives.  The institute is guarded 24/7 and also there is a very high four-metre wall that is electrified. The doctors, before joining the institute, had to sign a confidentiality clause pledging to never reveal its secrets. * The way this man kills off people eh, one would think he is God. Smh. And actually, in North Korea, which is very much anti-Christianity, Jim Jong-Un is revered as a god.  But he forgets he is only a mer...

Weddings ought to be a sacred event. Yeah, that was the original plan. Because it is the celebration of two different people coming together as one under the umbrella of marriage to start a family. And like we know, God instituted marriage. Groom simulating sex act with a female guest But this new trend of games ...hmmm Sometime back, a groom simulated a sex act, not with his wife, but a female guest at his wedding right in front of his guests. In another wedding, the bride was simulating a sex act on her hubby. The half-naked groom stands on top of a table with some kind of toy between his legs before his wife kneels down to put her mouth round the toy.  And twice the groom spurted a creamy fluid right in front of the audience. Were children not part of this audience? Sure enough. A young boy could be seen in the background looking on. In a more recent story, a couple literally were coerced to strip naked and have sex right in front of a cheering audience. ...

From first class to economy class and now a new addition - misery class. Lol. The name sef sounds insulting. Lol. Any way, that's the new addition of one of the world's biggest airlines, United Airline. So here are the 'rules' for those boarding misery class: -Passengers are banned from using plane's overhead bins. -Passengers are limited to one 'small' carry-on bag that fits under their seat. But they can check in additional bags at a cost. -Passengers are assigned seats at check-in. So let's say you are traveling as a family, there is no guarantee that you will be seating together. -They will be the last group to board the flight.  The only catch with this  class is that it is low fare and the fact that they will receive the same standard economy experience, including food, beverage, Wi-Fi and personal device entertainment, with a few key differences.

He said 'someone had to do it' and he did it. He created a museum with with nearly 300 specimens on display. Sigurdur Hjartarson, a former teacher, built the Icelandic Phallological Museum in Reykjavik which has 282 penises of all shapes and sizes, from 93 different species of animal across the globe. The genitals of a polar bear, dolphins, a walrus, fish, an elephant and a man are also among those on display, some preserved in formaldehyde-filled glass containers and others dried and erected on the wall. More pics after the cut  

It's mind boggling really, how much people spend just on a wedding. But it's their money isn't it?  But to think someone can spend this much on just a wedding in a place where he is clearly surrounded by impoverished people . It a mazes me .  And from what I read, his people aren't happy about it either. Recently, in a wedding in India, £59 million was spent in the Hindu wedding of Brahmani Reddy and her fiancé Rajeev Reddy. Some of the things they spent on were: Gold-plated invitation cards, fitted with LCD screens: £118,000 The bride's wedding sari: £2 million Bride's jewellery: £10.5 million It was a 5 day affair with 50,000 guests including Bollywood performers in attendance. Other very expensive weddings: Vanisha Mittal married Amit Bhatia in 2004 in a ceremony that is estimated to have cost £59 million.   Prince Charles and Diana tied the knot in 1981 at a cost of £30 million - which in today's money would be £116 mill...

In two separate sets of Bible codes, published three months apart, international Bible codes expert Rabbi Matityahu Glazerson shows evidence he has found that declares Donald J. Trump will the  presidential election.   Rabbi Trump's victory, Glazerson said, is directly connected to his support for Israel. The first table was published in July, the second just last week. He found "Donald" in Hebrew next to the Hebrew word for president. He also found a abbreviation for the Hebrew words for United States. Glazerson also found codes that point to both Nov. 8 and Nov. 9, the date of the election and the first day Trump would be president-elect, if he wins.  The rabbi quotes the book of Isaiah and the story of Cyrus, which has been frequently referenced by evangelical faith leaders who have supported the Republican presidential nominee. The codes also reference the Hebrew words for "chosen" or "elected" and "love for Israel....

Baba Vanga, a blind mystic who predicted Brexit, 9/11 and ISIS also predicted that Obama will be the last president. Baba Vanga Nostradamus, a french seer, predicted that 'the great shameless, audacious brawler' will be elected and Trump, they say, fits into that description.   He said Trump becoming elected would lead to the end of the world through a catastrophic war. Nostradamus Simpsons had over 21 successful predictions and Trumps win is one of them. They predicted it 16 years ago. Saint Malachy, in the 12th century, predicted that Pope Francis will be the last pope before the end of the world.     These are their predictions but we should be more interested in what the Bible says, so lets check: Jesus said, "No one knows the day nor the hour," (Matt 24:36) and again He added "When you see these signs, then you will know the end is near," (Matt 24:33) And in this our times, the signs of the end are everywhere but like in the day...

I watched Mrs Trump this morning delivering her speech. She looked so decent and innocent. So much so that you would hardly believe this was the same woman who had done nude and near nude shoots in the past. I wondered, if there was nothing wrong and inappropriate about indecent dressing, bared cleavages and plunging necklines, why does Melania have to cover up now? Why do women at the helm of affairs dress responsibly? You understand my point, right? Melania - 1987 When you are handling a responsibility, when you are a leader with thousands of people looking up to you, you don't dress any how, speak any how or do any how. With Melania's new status, you bet you will always see her covered up and decent. So it is for a Christian who never takes a break at his/her duty post. Decency is what we wear. That's our fashion. What is wrong is wrong. You don't need to occupy a public office before you dress decently. I bet you, if Kim K becomes the firs...

Trump has won the US elections and people are  protesting vehemently. But one thing I know is that America has a big role to play in God's end time agenda and Trump winning is for a purpose. God is God and He alone knows the end from the beginning. Not the Simpsons, not any so called man of God, only God. This article I culled from the Charima News was published on April 22, 2016.   As far back as 2011, Mark Taylor, a retired fire fighter said that God showed him in a vision that Trump will become president of the United States. Read the full prophecy below . The Spirit of God says, I have chosen this man, Donald Trump, for such a time as this. For as Benjamin Netanyahu is to Israel, so shall this man be to the United States of America! For I will use this man to bring honor, respect and restoration to America. America will be respected once again as the most powerful and prosperous nation on earth, (other than Israel). The dollar will be the strongest it...

Marin Abrahamovic. The goat head is a representation of Baphomet (god of entertainment) Marina Abrahamovic is a 'performance artist' that infuses the occult and witchcraft into her performance art. She is considered to be the “grandmother of performance art”. Most of her work however takes place in private settings where she conducts magick rituals.    Marina and Lady Gaga at one of her spirit cooking dinners She is an important and powerful figure in pop culture and is greatly influential in Hollywood, the fashion world and the music business. She does what is called 'spirit cooking', an occult performance during which menstrual blood, breast milk, urine, and sperm are used to create a ‘painting’. This spirit cooking is a sacrament in the religion of Thelema which was founded by Satanist Aleister Crowley.  People will think this is merely an art but it's ritual.  According to Marina Abramovic, if the ritual is performed in an ...

With  £18,000, Claire Leeson made her self a Kim Kardiashian look alike. But she is currently singing a new song in that she is constantly ridiculed for her appearance and she is tired of being compared to the reality star. Before The 27-year-old is "sick and tired" of being compared to Kim and is desperate to break away from the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star. Claire said: "I'm sick and tired of being compared to Kim Kardashian, I am my own person." "I always had a resemblance to Kim and I thought I could capitalize on that by copying her look, but it's backfired and now I hate looking like her," she continued. "It's ruining my life, I'm just being ridiculed. People don't understand that it's not a compliment for me to be compared to Kim, it really upsets me. "I feel like a bit of an idiot and I regret saying I wanted to be like her. "I am my own person and I wish I hadn't have gon...

Alana,20, is very self conscious of her image. So much so that she can spend up to 4 hrs a day making up her face. Her strange case is called body dysmorphia, a form of distorted self-image and she had had this 'illness' since her teenage age. So devastating was her 'illness' that she, at a time, confined herself for 4 years  in her room.   She said, 'I feel so bad for other people having to look at me. It's cruel to let them see my face.' Her torment led her to self harm and 3 times she had attempted to take her life. * This girl is so beautiful. I think what she needs to know and believe is that she is beautiful, fearfully and wonderfully made.  You know it's funny how these people dismiss everything as an 'illness'. Some things are actually spiritual and can only be taken care of with God's Word. Whatever you look like, love yourself just the way you are. Don't let the devil tell you otherwise and torture you soul...

This is as observed by a Facebook user. Not saying it is anything to go by shaa but the coincidence... Donald Trump was born on June 14, 1946. If you move ahead 70 years from that date, that brings you to June 14, 2016. Moving forward another seven months brings you to Jan. 14, 2017, and moving forward another seven days brings you to Jan. 21, 2017. And if Donald Trump wins the election, Jan. 21 will be his first full day in office. Of course Trump would be inaugurated on Jan. 20, but he would only be president for part of that day. So that means that Donald Trump would be 70 years, seven months and seven days old on his first full day as president of the United States. And this would happen during year 5777 on the Hebrew calendar. Alyson Kelly, Facebook Culled Charisma

Months back, I shared the story of a black pregnant teenage girl who said she was pregnant with Jesus. Read here in case you missed it. Well, this time a 19 year old girl Haley, thinks she is pregnant with Jesus. So she was given an ultrasound on Dr Phil's show to prove if she was pregnant at all.  But the ultrasound did not show any sign of a baby whom Haley says she feels its kicking. What the ultrasound picked was that the 19 yr old had dilated bowel loops. “What that means is there is some air in your intestines, and when she was moving the probe, those little loops move around. When you have felt down there and you have felt something moving, that was just your bowel moving,” they explained to her. But despite not seeing any baby in the scan, she still insists she was pregnant. Haley, 19, who sports a real rounded stomach, has undergone several pregnancy tests and a pelvic exam, which have all come back negative. But she remains adamant saying, " I ...

Wonders unending. Nothing is sacred anymore in this world. It's official. A game show is South Korea involved bikini-clad model pleasuring a TV host with her foot before another model measured his erection and then whacked his bum with a bat. One of the men is asked to lie on the floor before one of the girls whips off her stiletto and places her bare foot on top of his crotch. She then seductively moves it about as he giggles and measurements are taken intermittently.   It was uploaded on YouTube. One YouTube user wrote: "This should be on British TV!" While another wrote: "I don't get the game but it sure looks like fun!" And a third commented: "If that's the challenge then what is the prize?"

I'm not saying anything, just see... * In our world, how far is far? The best way to measure whatever we do is: anything you will do that does not glorify God, throw it out the window.

A footage of a model striding down a catwalk wearing nothing but bright pink boots and a huge floppy hat has surfaced, causing an internet stir. Wearing little else but a hat that looked like a huge CD and bright boots she stomped onto the stage and confidently paraded around the room. Stunned audience members scrabbled to get their phones out before they are seen snapping away at the spectacle. One wrote: “The combination of the hat and pink shoes, and oh, that bag – stunning outfit." * Nothing should come to us as a surprise anymore in this our generation. Nudity is now fashion.

She is a Russian bride and her father is an oil tycoon. Her new husband is reportedly related to Uzbekistan's president. Her name is Madina and her wedding has gone into history as one of the most expensive and flamboyant weddings of all times.   Pics after the cut: Madina with her guests They also topped up their wedding with a 9 tier cake. Wow wow. Convert that money to naira... *whistles*